If you've been to one of our open houses, you've heard about our March Madness Novice Curler league. Spaces are almost full. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to get in on it. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Thinking about becoming a curler? Did you know you can be one for just $40 for the remainder of the season? That is over a month of essentially unlimited curling for just $40. We'll even teach you how to do it. Email us for more information at email@example.com. We'd love to have you on the ice.
Attention Curlers: Jarred Hill's coverage of yesterday's Open House will be on ABC 47 WMDT at 6 PM. No idea what that is on your DirecTV. We'll of course post it here once it's on their website. Thank you again, Jarred.